Saturday Night Slim Survivals April 11 2009

Guest

DARK MATCHES RESULT

Shawn Michaels Def. Sgt.Law, MoneyBags, Kane.

Heather Pheonix Def. Alicia Jackson

Guest

Fireworks hits the stage as the fans cheer loudley on their feet, the ring ropes are decorated in Easter colors and the whole WWKF Arena is decorated with the Easter spirt.

Mike - Welcome ladies and gentlemen to another edition of Saturday Night Slim Survivals!

Jim - What a night we have, GCW vs WWKF Round 3 Baby!.

Mike - Thats right, if GCW gets a win over us this time, then they can truly say that they're ahead!

Jim - Killer and KingOfDX representing tonight, taking on Masa Onita and Jack Carter, as well as Big Daddy J representing, taking on Stan "The Man" Brody!

Rattlesnake walks down the ramp as the fans cheer loudley, hes holding a can of beer and seems drunk, but that isnt a surprise, he slides into the ring and begins to circle it, a staff member throws a mic at him and he catches it, he doesnt look too happy.

[Rattlesnake]
So its like this... Good ole Rattlesnake has been away for maybe abit too long!, I guess time flys when your sitting at home, drinking beer all day, watching some pornography all day, and whacking off all night!

The fans luagh and cheer as Rattlesnake cocks in a smile.

Mike - Come on, is he allowed to say that on tv??

Jim - Who cares!, its Rattlesnake.

[Rattlesnake]
While I have been doing that for the past year or so, It seems that all Alyssa Ruins has been doing while GCW has been comming in here and emberassing us, is sitting in her office, coloring some fuckin coloring books!

The fans begin to luagh again, cheering as Rattlesnakes smile dissapears he looks sirious.

[Rattlesnake]
Hey Alyssa, I know your back there, and I got one think to ask you..., do you want some Scooby Snacks with them coloring books?, huh?, do ya?, because right now, I dont see you as the Talent Management or General Manager, I see you, and I see a big stupid dog!

The fans go "OoOoo"

[Rattlesnake]
If your not on your leash.. then come on out, so we can talk!

The fans cheer loudley chanting "Alyssa" waiting for her to come out..

Alyssa Ruins walks down the ramp, she has a sirious expression on her face and looks very angry, she slides into the ring and her and Rattlesnake begin to stare at eachother, the fans are quiet now as they wait as to whats gonna happen.

Mike - How exciting is this!?, this reminds me back in 2007, Alyssa Ruins would have a big rivalry with this man, Rattlesnake, they would challenge eachother to a bunch of matches which would include a whole JWF vs WWKF Era

Jim - Man this is gonna be good...

[Ruins]
Rattlesnake, I assure you I havent been coloring, instead I have been doing all the danm work around here!, you said it yourself, you've just been sitting at home getting drunk while at some nights I wouldnt be able to sleep with everything going on around here, I have been accepting contracts, signing contracts, booking arenas, dealing with drama backstage and working my ass off to make this company what it is!

Rattlesnake begins to pick his ear, he begins to pick both of his ears with his pinky, as if he cant hear her, he then wipes his pinky fingers on Alyssas work suit as some fans luagh, she looks disgusted.

[Rattlesnake]
Sorry about that Scooby, I guess I havent cleaned my ears this morning, I didnt hear a danm word you said!

[Ruins]
Enough with the games!, what the hell is your problem??, I am ranked as the best General Manager that the WWKF has ever had!, I've been doing my job, you obviously havent been doing yours.

[Snake]
Oh... Im sorry, I guess your right, I should listen to those Internet Geeks who vote you the best... I mean they are smart, but heck I dont care if your fuckin KingOfDX ever night, Im the King Of the WWKF!

The fans cheer loudley

[Snake]
I havent been doing my job huh?, fair enough, allow me to do my job right now... Alyssa Ruins, your here by... FIRE-

KingOfDX walks down the ramp interupting Rattlesnake as this whole thing seems that its about to heat up, he slides into the ring and steps in the middle of Alyssa and Rattlesnake, Rattlesnake doesnt look happy as hes looking at KingOfDX angrily.

[KODX]
Rattlesnake.. think about this, Alyssa has been doing her job, I mean she went over to GCW this past Monday, she made the challenge, tonight me and Killer take on Masa and Carter, we will win, this whole thing could very well come to an end tonight.

[Rattlesnake]
Oh Boy!... you gotta excuse me dear King, Im so sorry, I guess I dont really think sometimes... I should've remembered that Alyssa went over to GCW and I should've figured you guys are gonna beat GCW tonight... well I guess this has all been a mis-understanding..

Rattlesnake shrugs and walks out of the ring he walks up the ramp as the fans are confused as to if hes joking or if hes sirious, KingOfDX and Alyssa begin to smile but then Rattlesnake stops and slowly turns around and looks straight at them.

[Rattlesnake]
On second thought...

The fans begin to cheer loudley as Rattlesnake has a big smile on his face, Alyssa and KingOfDX arnt smiling anymore.

[Rattlesnake]
KingOfDX... should you and Killer lose tonight, Alyssa Ruins shall be FIRED!

The fans boo but the majority cheer loudley as Alyssa looks really concerned and KingOfDX looks worried as well, Rattlesnake smiles as his theme hits the stage and he walks away.

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for a Handicaap Match, Introducing First... Jaaaack Lightniiiing!

Jack Lightning runs out of the curtains as the fans cheer loudley, he slides into the ring and raises his hands, he looks straight at the curtains waiting for Hells Guardians.

[Announcer]
And the opponents, the team of Hells Guaaardians, Johnny Rocketfingers and Baaad Blood!

Johnny Rocketfingers and Bad Blood walk down the ramp smiling, they look very confident as the fans boos loudley, they slide into the ring and stare at Jack Lightning.

BELL RINGS

Bad Blood starts off the match, he and Jack begin to circle the ring, they then lockup, Jack gets the advantage getting Bad Blood in a tight headlock as the fans cheer, but due to Bad Bloods size and strength he lifts Jack up and slams him right to the middle of the ring as the fans boo loudley and start a "Lightning Jack" Chant.

Bad Blood begins to not let Jack up, kicking him down with some angry stomps, this only causes the fans to boo more, he then picks up Jack and irish whips him towards the ropes as Jack comes back Bad Blood hits him with a huge Big Boot ,stopping him dead in his tracks.

Mike - This isnt going so good for Jack

Bad Blood drags Jack over to Johnny, he then tags in Johnny and as Johnny comes in, Bad Blood lifts up Jack, Johnny climbs the turnbuckle, and he then jumps off and hits a huge headbutt onto Jacks head, Bad Blood then slams Jack to the floor yet again as the fans boo.

Johnny then goes for the pin.

[1....2..]

Jack kicks out, and Johnny looks surprised, he picks Jacks head up slightly then begins to pound on it with vicious shots to the top of the head, he then picks Jack right up and hits a brutal DDT right in the middle of the ring, he pins again.

[1....2...]

Jack kicks out yet again, Johnny looks over to Bad Blood and they look at eachother confused, Johnny picks up Jack Lightning once again, this time pushing him over to the turnbuckle, he then begins to give him a couple of hard chops, as you can hear the impact, Jack begins to scream out in pain, Johnny then takes a few steps back, then runs at Jack Lightning, the fans expecting Jack to counter but he just stands there helpless, and Johnny rams into him with a huhe clothesline, as Jacks body bounces off the turnbuckle. Johnny smiles, he tags in Bad Blood and they both pick Johnny up then they hit the "Hell On Earth" , Bad Blood pins.

[1....2.....3]

[Announcer]
Here is your winner, Hells Guardians, Bad Blood and Johnny Rocketfingers!

Guest

KingOfDX is backstage sitting down on a chair in his locker room drinking a bottle of water, he seems to be trapped in deep thoughts all of a sudden the door knocks, he gets up slowly and opens it and at the door is Killer holding his Main Event title.

[Killer]
May I come in ?

Without even waiting for KingOfDX to respond he pushes KingOfDX aside and gets in, smiling, he looks at KingOfDX and shakes his head.

[KODX]
What??

[Killer]
Were you born stupid?

[KODX]
Now is not the time ok?

[Killer]
Honestly man, do you just ruin everything?, I mean I dont even want to team up with you, to be honest I feel that someway, somehow your going to do somthing, somthing so stupid, just like what you did earlier, and you'll cost us the match, this is a big match, we cant afford to los-

[KODX]
Shutup!, I know, I know how big of a deal it is, I dont care if you dont want to team up with me, we're gonna win, Alyssas not gonna get fired and we're gonna end this WWKF and GCW thing tonight.

Killer smiles, nodding his head hes about to leave but he stops he sees KingOfDX's sledgehammer laying on the chair he looks at him.

[KODX]
Im not planning on taking that out to the match.

[Killer]
Good. If you do, Your gonna have doctors trying to pull that thing out of your ass.

KingOfDX rolls his eyes, he opens the door as if telling Killer to leave, as Killer begins to walk towards the door KingOfDX begins to speak.

[KODX]
However, GCW tries to pull a fast one on us, prepare to see that hammer out there.

[Killer]
You better not even think of brining that out there and Im sirious!, that'll just give GCW not only ane xcuse as to why we beat them but they're comments about you hiding behind that sledgehammer out there will prove them right.

[KODX]
You hide behind IronEX, you dont see me complaing.

The fans go "OoOoo" as Killer and KingOfDX stare at eachother, Killer then walks away as KingOfDX shuts the door.

Guest

Mike - Well what a night we are having and its only started.

Jim - Thats right Rattlesnake was about to fire Alyssa!, we have now learned she will be fired if KingOfDX and Killer lose tonight!

Mike - Ya and if you have been logging onto WWKF.Com you would know that WWKF Management is recieving tons of Applications from young talent trying to get into the WWKF.

Jim - Thats right, few have been accepted so far, and right now, two men are going to make they're in ring debut into the WWKF.

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, In the ring, from Los Angelas California, Alex Wilder!

The fans give Alex a mixed reaction as he raises his right hand into the air

[Announcer]
And his opponent, also making his debut tonight.. Jaaaamie Haaayden!

Jamie Hayden walks out of the ramp with a cocky smile, he also gets a mixed reaction, he looks straight at Alex but Alex doesnt show any fear, Jamie slides into the ring still with his cocky smile.

BELL RINGS

Jamie Hayden and Alex begin to circle the ring, they dont take their eyes off eachother as both men want to impress the fans and wwkf locker room, they quickly lockup, they stay locked up for awhile in the middle of the ring, trying to get the best of one another but both men let go, take a step back and stare into eachothers eyes as the fans cheer.

Jim - Woah.. looks like both men could be evenly matched.

Jamie shakes his head and Alex smiles, they both circle eachother once more, and once again they get eachother in another lockup in the middle of the ring, and again both men trying to get the upper hand, but neither one of them gets it, they both let go of eachother again, the fans cheer in excitement, Alex begins to smile, he begins to clap as he notices this is gonna be a good match, Jamie smiles also, clapping, he gives out his hand to Alex for him to shake it as a sign of respect, and Alex, without thinking gives Jamie his hand, they shake eachothers hand but with Jamies free hand, he slaps Alex right in the face, giving the fans an impression of him as they begin to boo.

Alex turns around grabbing his right cheek, Jamie then bounces off the ropes, runs toward him and gives him a huge bulldog, planting Alex's face right to the mat as the fans boo, Jamie then quickly gets up and begins hitting angry stomps on Alex, he then picks Alex up, irish whips him, as Alex bounces off the ropes, Jamie goes for a huge picture perfect dropkick, Alex steps to the side, dodging the dropkick, as Jamie quickly gets up Alex grabs his head and lands a huge right hand to the skull of Jamie, causing Jamie to stumble, Alex then irish whips Jamie towards the ropes ,Jamie bounces off and Alex hits a huge clothesline, knocking Jamie off his feet as the fans cheer.

Mike - Im really liking this Alex guy.

Jim - Ya, you cant really call Jamie a fan favorite right now.

Jamie begins to slowly gets up and Alex respectfully waits for Jamie to get up, as Jamie gets up on his feet, Alex walks over to him, and gets him in a german suplex position, he then hits the German Suplex as the fans cheer loudley, as Jamie is layed out on the floor, Alex begins to climb the turnbuckle, he then tries to hit a elbow drop, but just as hes about to land it, Jamie rolls out of the ring, and Alex crashes and burns as the fans cheer loudley. Jamie begins to rest, the fans begin to boo him loudley, chanting "Hayden Sucks", Jamie then slimbs the turnbuckle now, this time Alex layed out, as Jamie is on the turnbuckle, he jumps off hitting a leg drop, and as the fans hope Alex to escape he doesnt and Jamie hits a huge leg drop.

The fans begin to Boo loudler, and Jamie then slowly picks Alex up and hits the Definition of Demolition, Alex Wilder looks knocked out cold, he then pins.

[1....2...]

The fans are shocked as even though they want Alex to win, Jamie didnt get the win right there, Alex kicked out of his finisher. Jamie looks mad, he grabs Alex again, Alex is in the position for another Definition of Demolition, but then all of a sudden, he flips Jamie back, Jamie lands hard on his back and Alex bounces off the ropes and hit Jamie with a huge elbow drop right to the chest as the fans cheer.

Alex then picks up Jamie, kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up for the Pure Imagination, he tries to hit it but Jamie begins to hold onto the top rope, the fans begin to boo loudley, Alex notices Jamie is not going to let go of the rope so he then drops Jamie over the ropes, but Jamie doesnt fall out of the ring, he lands quickly onto the apron, he then gives Alex a huge elbow shot, causing Alex to stumble backwards.

Jamie then jumps onto the top ropes, Jumps off it, and trys to hit Alex with a nice highflying move but Alex catches him, Jamie is again in the Pure Imagination, this time hes nowhere near the ropes, he then hits the Pure Imagination and pins.

[1....2....3!]

[Announcer]
Here is your winner... Alex Wilderrr!

Jim - Jamie Hayden had the win, he made a mistake and Alex capitilized!

Guest

Alyssa Ruins in her office, she looks depressed, all of a sudden Ricky Wilde comes in smiling, he walks over to Alyssa.

[Ricky Wilde]
Alyssa did you ring?

[Ruins]
Well if you meant did I call you down here yes I did..

[Ricky Wilde]
Oh yes, very well. Cutie Ricky doesnt really like being called down to Offices, it reminds him of the times Cutie Ricky was in school and the Principle suspend him for fights.

[Ruins]
Ya um ok. Listen..

[Ricky Wilde]
Please Alyssa!, dont I never did this. Dont suspend Cutie Ricky!.

[Ruins]
Ricky... your not introuble. J-Roc, he has asked for his release papers, so hes obviously not going to facing you tonight, your match is cancelled.

[Ricky Wilde]
Oh come on!, what is this madness!!.

[Ruins]
ya.. ok, well thats all I needed to tell you, your free to go.

[Ricky Wilde]
What is this madne-

[Ruins]
Ricky... please.

Ricky Wilde looks mad, theres a chair infront of Alyssa, he picks it up, and moves it a couple feet away from her, he then looks at her as if moving the chair was very bad.

[Ricky Wilde]
HA!

Alyssa looks at him with an annoyed look on her face, he then walks away and tries to slam the door but ends up closing the door silently.

Guest

Brittney Knox is backstage with Christina Martinez they're walking down the halls all happy.

[Knox]
You know me and Killer are getting real close.

[Martinez]
I know, I've seen you two together, you both are great for eachother, maybe we could all go out together somtime, you me, Killer and latin.

[Knox]
That would be great, do you think Killer and Latin would get along though?

Before Christina could answer that they bumb into Perfection she looks at both of them, her fist balled up just incase somthing would happen.

[Knox]
Well look who it is!

[Martinez]
Hows it going Perfection!

Perfection looks at both girls, angry, very angry.

[Knox]
Awww she sad.

[Martinez]
Well I hate to break it to ya girl but, Im not going to be your tag partner, your match is now a handicap match.

[Perfection]
I knew it. You both are afraid of me, and besides, give me one good reason why you both cant be one of my partners.

[Knox]
Im allergic to bitches...

[Martinez]
Ahahaha, ya me too.

[Perfection]
Brittney you better shut the hell up, you've been giving me cheap attacks all week, you think Im afraid of you?, and Martinez, you got assigned to be my partner after Brittney chickened out, why cant you be my partner? huh?

[Martinez]
Truth be told, Im injured, my legs are feeling really bad.

[Perfection]
Maybe if you werent getting on your knees everyday they wouldnt be injured, now would they? and you Brittney, your allergic to Bitches, is it even possible to be allergic to yourself?, think of a better excuse.

Brittney and Christina look at eachother as if saying "What the hell does she think she doing?", as they both look back at Perfection they both knock her to the floor, then kicking her down, but before they could siriously hurt her secruity comes in and seperates Brittney and Christina from Perfection.

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlmen, it is now time for the Highlight Reel, please welcome, "Y2J" Chris Jerichoooo!

Chris Jericho walks down the ramp with a suit holding his WWKF Heavyweight title as the fans begin to boo him loudley, he slides into the ring and fixes up his suit, he then grabs a mic and looks around.

[Jericho]
Altough I dont want to say "Welcome" to the Highlight Reel, because not only are you hypacrits not invited but your not welcomed, but since Im suppose to be doing this for you ungrateful so called "fans", then Welcome to the Highlight Reel!

The fans begin to boo him loudley.

[Jericho]
You liars you can sit their and Boo me all you want, the fact of the matter is at Rare Survival I will hold the Golden Crown and Heavyweight Championship all at once.

The fans begin to boo and chant "Whos Lying Now?"

[Jericho]
On second thought.. you see on the table beside me is a breifcase... inside is Christians Golden Crown Championship, and after Christian got injured I decided to take his title and keep it safe for him... afterall, after Rare Survival Im keeping it anyways so what the hell, might as well keep it.

The fans begin to boo loudley. Jericho walks over to the table, opens the briefcase and takes out the Golden Crown Championship, he holds both the Heavyweight title and Golden Crown title in the air.

[Jericho]
Take your pictures, this is exactly the picture your going to see after Rare Survival.

The fans begin to chant "You Suck"

[Jericho]
Hey now why all the hate?... Christian is backstage... he could come here and take the title from me, ya thats a good idea, Christian come out here, take the title from me, here it is, I wont put up a fight, take it, its yours!

The fans begin to chant "Christian" , as they wait for him to showup. However he doesnt.

[Jericho]
Oh... my bad, I forgot one thing, hes not backstage, hes in the hospital bed, with bandages all over his forehead, poor kid.... I wish I could feel sorry for him. Only thing is I dont.

Metal Head walks down the ramp in a suit as the fans cheer loudley surprised to see him, they cant believe hes here, he slides into the ring but surprisingly Jericho doesnt look surprised.

[Metal Head]
Ok what gives, Im suppose to be the special guest for the Highlight Reel, and instead you have me waiting backstage, as I have to wait there like an idiot, listening to you talk garbage to thease fans.

[Jericho]
Oh how could I forget, your the special guest, I guess your career isnt that important, I mean the biggest accomplishment you've ever had was being partners with Princess Paul as you both won the Tag Titles...

[Metal Head]
Shutup man, Im the special guest, you treat me with some respect.

[Jericho]
You want respect?, ok sure, no problemo.

Chris Jericho turns around and behind him is a bag, he opens the bag and pulls out an Easter Basket, inside a bucnh of colorfull eggs, he picks one up and looks at Metal Head.

[Jericho]
Happy Easter...

Jericho whips the egg at Metal Heads skull, instead of chocolate comming out, it was a regular egg, as it cracks open and all the egg parts begin to drip down on his head, Jericho then hits him in the face with a huge right hand as he falls down hard, he then locks him in the Walls Of Jericho until he becomes knocked out cold, he gets up and the fans begin to boo loudley.

[Jericho]
Christian Cage... KingOfDX, play this over and over again, thats whats gonna happen to the both of you at Rare Survival!

The fans begin to Boo as Jericho cocks in a smile and leaves the ring

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlmen the following contest is scheduled for a Faaalls Count Anywhere Maaatch, Introducing First, Priiiiiince Haaaaarming!

Prince Harming walks down the ring smiling, the fans begin to cheer loudley, he slides into the ring and looks up as if looking up at God, trying to hope he comes out of this match safely.

[Announcer]
And his opponent, 10 feet tall, IrooooooonEX!

IronEX walks down the ramp, no expression on his face, the fans begin to boo, Prince Harming begins to smile, hiding his fear, IronEX walks over the ropes. IronEX and Prince Harming are both standing in the ring , staring at each other .It seems that Prince Harming is afraid of the 10 feet tall monster , but who wouldn't be?

BELL RINGS

The match starts , IronEX encurralates Prince Harming in the corner , when Prince Harming tries to get away , IronEX picks him by the gut with only one hand and throws him hardly at the corner , IronEX taunts himself in front of the almost beaten Prince Harming and nails him with a strong knee to the gut as Prince Harming gets down on the turnbuckle.

Mike: IronEX is showing the power that he has here with Prince Harming.

Jim: It's Prince Harming's hardest challenge! Give him a break , but I don't think he will walk out here standing at both feet.

IronEX climbs the second rope and shakes the top rope , it seems that IronEX is going for the Banzai Drop , IronEX pulls himself out of the ropes and Prince Harming is nailed hardly by a Banzai press, IronEX stays on the position for the first cover of the match.

1.....2....

Prince Harming uses alll of his strenght to kick out and rolls up IronEX , the referee counts

1......2.....

IronEX kicks out as he slowly stands , then Prince Harming sees the opportunity as he bounces from the ropes and hits a forearm to IronEX's gut , then Prince Harming bounces of the ropes again and throws all of his body on IronEX, that is near the ropes as the both fall out of the ring , leaving the crowd wild.

Mike: Oh my god , King ! Prince Harming is still alive !

Jim: A wrestler like Prince Harming never gives up from a challenge.

Mike: Let's see if he picks up the win here tonight.

Prince Harming is the first to get up as he quickly climbs the apron and hits an asai moonsault to IronEX's gut as he gets up with his hand on his gut just as IronEX does.IronEX tries a clothesline but Prince Harming ducks and comes back , starting series of punches and kickes to the mid-section of IronEX , but the 10 feet tall giant reacts and picks Tim Kage with both of his hands , he does a huge choke toss , throwing Tim Kage on the entrance ramp

Mike: That's what we call strenght , King.

Jim: Prince Harming is not in a good situation now.

Prince Harming makes his way to the backstage area rolling as IronEX slowly walks for him , then the Prince of WWKF finally gets out of the ramp and keeps rolling to the parking lot as IronEX reaches him and picks him up by the hair , then he throws the poor Prince Harming right on the security barrier again as he picks Prince Harming by the head and carries him to the backstage area , in the way to backstage , IronEX sees a BMW , It's Alyssa's BMW ! IronEX picks Prince Harming and throws him on the BMW with a huge okhlahoma slam , leaving Kage out for some time as IronEX again uses his strenght by throwing the prince of WWKF right on the door that on the other side leaves the person to the backstage area as IronEX reaches Prince Harming again , but it seems that Prince Harming has opened the door and entered on the backstage area , it seems that he is hiding from IronEX

Mike: Good tactic by hiding of IronEX.

Jim: I think he is finding out for a weapon.

Prince Harming , that's waiting for IronEX to cross the food section , is with a sledge hammer alongside with the referee at his side , IronEX comes to the food section and grabs a sandwich , that is quick eaten by this giant , IronEX gets out of the food section and his gut is hitten by the sledge hammer of Prince Harming from all the sudden , making IronEX spit out the food on some boxes , Prince Harming hits another time the sledge hammer , but it's on IronEX's skull , now IronEX is busted wide open , or bleeding , like people always say.

Mike: My god , IronEX is bleeding !

Jim: Prince Harming is a hall of famer , of course that he is a good wrestler and intelligent too , he proved it now.

Prince Harming sees 4 huge boxes with a ladder near them , Prince Harming wants to go extreme now , the prince of WWKF climbs the ladder and reaches the top box , waiting for IronEX to stand , IronEX stands up with his hand on his gut , Prince Harming goes for a missile dropkick but IronEX picks him at mid-air as he sees the stand of WWKF's magazine , he gets near the stand with Prince Harming catch by his hands and hits a huge EXecution on the stand , breaking him in a half as IronEX puts his foot over Prince Harming's chest as the referee counts

1..........2..........3 !!!!

IronEX picks up the win on this falls count anywhere match.

Jim: IronEX did it ! He defeated Prince Harming !

Mike: It is not easy to beat a 10 feet tall giant , and with the physique of Prince Harming , is even more harder, but I ahve to agree that it was a great match and I hope to see one of these again soon.

Jim: Me too , Jim!

Guest

"Rebel Angel" Jack Carter, "Mr. Monday Meltdown" Masa Onita and Stan'the man' Brody all walk out of their locker room, they walk thru the curtain as "The One" by White Zombie plays. They walk up the isle to a mixture of cheers and boos. They get to the ring and get a mic.

[Carter]
yes, I know..you're glad that we're back again this week, go ahead and show the love...

The fans boo loud and all three BOTD members smile, knowing that was the reaction they were going to get.

[Carter]
Last week here on Slim Survivals we beat down Master of Disaster, we pretty much had the run of this place, to do what we wanted, as we wanted, to whomever we wanted, just like we do every week..

The fans boo again

[Carter]
Tou can boo us..but you know damn well we're right..and after we bear KingofDX and Killer tonight, all you losers will have no choice but to admit.. we're right..

The fans boo as Onita takes the mic

[Onita]
You guys can boo but the fact is, Killer, in his great grandstand play On Monday meltdown..the best he could do..was beat up a fan..

All three say at the same time..."ooooooo"

[Onita]
not real impressive, he had the chance to take Jack on, but, he chose to beat on someone he could actually beat up, a fan. Tonight...Jack and I..will show that we back up our talk..that we don't have to use a sledgehammer to beat em like 'some' people around here have to do..

the fans go 'ooooo"

[Onita]
and that when all is said and done..Killer and KingofDX will be no better
than the last two losers we beat, MOD and Joker...

a section of fans starts chanting "Fuck em up Onita, Fuck em up, Fuck em up Onita fuck em up" and Masa walks over to that section.

[Onita]
That's exactly...what we're going to do tonight..

that section starts cheering, and Onita
reaches thru the ropes and gets a sign..looks at it..and shows it to brody and Carter.

[Carter]
This sign here says.."WWKF Fears GCW"...maybe they do, and maybe that's why we keep getting the lesser talents here facing us..oh wait..THIS WHOLE FEDERATION IS FULL OF LESSER TALENTS!

the fans go 'whhhooaaa" then boo the Brotherhood of The Damned

[Onita]
Unlike TNA who has to redress a guy to become a 'nation of violence' we've been that way ever since we first started teaming together in 1992, and we're going to be that way tonight, right here when we beat, your idols, King and Killer...

most fans boo

[Carter]
Our opponents think they're good enough to face us..they're lucky they're good enough to push my lawn mower..

some fans laugh, others go "ooooo"

[Carter]
Now granted King is a triple crown something here in WWKF, and Killer is the main event champ, but..when you can only defend those titles in WWKF, then you're known as company champs. Onita and I, go around the world in other federations defending our world and international titles, why? because true and REAL champions do that. Maybe Rattlesnake is afraid to let his titles be defended outside his company, maybe he's afraid people like us..would easily defeat his champions...GCW isn't afraid of that..and last night..I was right..in the heart of..RIC FLAIR TERRITORY!

the fans cheer

[Carter]
Charlotte, North Carolina...Flair was on the show and I showed him THIS GCW World Championship..I told him in front of every fan there, that I'M the man..

the fans go 'oooooo'

[Carter]
and that if he still thinks he's the man, then step up and prove it...he sat down and shut up because he knows, I back my play..and I, and Brody and Onita tonight, we will, back our play here in WWKF and beat our opponents..one more time...so come on..cheer us on the fact we'll be winners again tonight.

the fans boo loud again...and Brody gets the mic

[Brody]
Big Daddy, Yous gonna come walk tall, is dat the rundown we hearing? Yous be better off escaping to witch mountain than trying to face me.

Onita and Carter crack up laughing.

[Onita]
King and Killer..in the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king...you two, just like your fans here, are very blind..and very stupid...

the fans holler and start to throw things at the ring

[Onita]
..tonight, when we put you down, and you hear the three count come in our favor...maybe Killer can beat a few fans up afterwards, because after we clean your clocks, fans are about all you two will ever be good enough to beat..so...

they all come together and say at the same time, giving the camera the finger

[Onita / Carter / Brody]
"BANG! HOW DO YOU LIKE US NOW"!?

They leave the ring and as they get to the back they pass up Alyssa Ruins who looks concerned about how the match will turn out.

Guest

Stan Brody, Jack Carter and Masa Onita, all begin to walk backstage, they head to their locker room luaghing.

[Carter]
Funny how Alyssas gonna get fired huh?

[Onita]
Ya I know, but sad thing is, Rattlesnake says that Alyssa lets us do whatever we want, well Rattlesnake is here, and he just proved that hes no differnt.

[Brody]
Thats what I've beena thinkin there me self.

They all then begin to wonder, wonder why Rattlesnake wasnt doing anything, they look at their watches, then look at their locker room door, nothing, then all of a sudden all 3 of them quickly look at their luggages, and nothing, they looked perfectly fine, but then Onita noticed somthing. He walks over to their luggage and notices a porn magazine beside it. He picks it up.

[Onita]
How the hell did this get here??

Stan Brody snatches it from Onita.

[Brody]
Lemme see that.

Stan Brody begins to look at the women inside the magazine smiling, as Carter and Onita begin to wonder whats going on, they then look at their luggage and notice all this white stuff all over the top and side of the luggage.

[Carter]
What the fuck is this??

Stan drops the magazine and begins to stare at the white stuff for awhile, he wipes some of it off with his finger and puts his finger in his mouth and begins to taste it.

[Brody]
Aint that bad there.

[Onita]
Well what the hell does it taste like?

[Brody]
I dont be knowing. Its pretty sticky.

All of a sudden Rattlesnake opens their door, smiling, Carter, Onita and Brody look at him angrily. Rattlesnake just smiles back at them.

[Carter]
You left your porno here you pervert.

Jack Carter throws the magazine at Rattlesnake and Rattlesnake shoves the magazine into his pocket.

[Rattlesnake]
I just wanted to tell you assholes that Im sorry.

[Onita]
Sorry for what??

[Rattlesnake]
Sorry for the mess...

Carter and Onita then quickly look at eachother, then they look back at Rattlesnake, and Rattlesnake pulls his zipper up smiling, Carter and Ontia look back at Brody who looks white as a ghost, he then goes to the sink and begins to spit out the white stuff that he tasted. Rattlesnake smiles, and begins to luagh as you can hear some of the fans cheering and going "OOOOH!"

[Rattlesnake]
You spermonsters have a fantastic day.

Rattlesnake leaves the locker room as you can hear then yelling and throwing things around.

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for a singles match, Introducing first, WWKF's Most Hated... Maaaster Of Disaaaster!

Master Of Disaster walks down the ramp smiling, his face painted like a clown or some sort, he slides into the ring and grabs a microphone.

[M.O.D]
Why... So... Sirious??

The fans begin to Boo chanting "Same Old Shit"

[M.O.D]
You can hate me all you want, but you need to relize thats not very healthy, your hating me only because you know I am the best superstar in the WWKF, because you see.. I tried to create a great stable, Bad Boys, but turns out since Im the best superstar here, the rest of the roster are just pathetic, that being said my plans for a stable didnt go so well...

The fans begin a "You Suck" Chant.

[M.O.D]
I suck?.. ok now I really think we should replace all of you with some GCW Fans because we all know they're smarter than you.

The fans get really mad now booing very loud.

[M.O.D]
First it was Bad Blood, then Alicia Jackson, then Jack Lighting, then Joker, one by one they began to fall, fall down to me, I am the best, you people know it, and that Superstar that attacked me knows it, why else would he target me out of 20 other men? , Im the best, and Im gonna prove it tonight!

[Announcer]
The opponent... The Iceman Elite... Kaaaalvin Brooown!

Kalvin Brown walks down the ramp smiling, staring into the eyes of M.O.D as the fans give him a big round of cheers, liking him way more than M.O.D, he slides into the ring and him and M.O.D stare down eachother.

BELL RINGS

M.O.D runs at Kalvin angry that he attacked him last week, but just as M.O.D is running towards him, Kalvin gives him a huge clothesline knocking him straight to the floor, the fans begin to cheer, he picks M.O.D up and gets him in a tight sleeper hold, M.O.D trys to escape but its locked in really tight,just as it looks like M.O.D is about to tap out, he pushes his head downwards and begins to bite Kalvins arm, biting deeply, Kalvin lets go in pain and just as he does that, M.O.D runs at him with a clothesline of his own knocking Kalvin down as the fans boo.

M.O.D begins to yell things out at the fans this causes them to boo at him louder, Kalvin is slowly getting up, and as he does that M.O.D picks him up and begins to pound on him with lefts and rights, and vicious knees and elbows as the fans boo loudley, Kalvin trys to block off the shots but its not working, all of a sudden he uses his strength and pushes M.O.D off him, M.O.D goes far, falling right on his ass, and just as M.O.D gets up, Kalvin gets up, they both stare at eachother from a distance, then M.O.D runs at him, goes for a straight right hand but Kalvin ducks

he then turns around and hits M.O.D with a chop to the chest, he then grabs M.O.D's head tightly and hits a vicious DDT right down to the floor, it makes a big noise as the fans cheer, he then rolls onto M.O.D's back, and gets him in a well executed submission, grabbing his head and twisting it sideways, M.O.D begins to yell out in pain, hes in the middle of the ring and he cant do anything this time, hes about to tap out, the reff comes close to him and asks him if hes ok, M.O.D then slowly moves upwards and hits the Reff with a big lowblow, the bell rings

[Announcer]
Here is your winner by Disqualification... Kaaalvin Broown!!

Rattlesnake walks a few steps down the ramp holding a microphone shaking his head.

[Rattlesnake]
Nah Uh! You stupid rednecks want it to end with a Disqualification?, What?, you stupid rednecks are too pussy to continue to fight?, What?, Is that it huh?, Or is Good Ole Rattlesnake making up some stupid little bullshit?, This match is not over, it auctually has just begun!

Rattlesnake holds up a Bell, he then rings it as the fans cheer, he goes backstage.

M.O.D and Kalvin run at eachother again lockingup, a new reff is in the ring, as they are locked up the reff doesnt notice that M.O.D poked Kalvin in the eyes, giving M.O.D the upper hand, he then hits Kalvin with a spinning neckbreaker the fans begin to boo loudley, M.O.D then grabs Kalvins ankle, twisiting it sideways as the fans cheer and boo, Kalvin begins to yell out in pain, in a couple of minutes, he gets out of the hold, rolling out of the ring, M.O.D smiles.

[M.O.D]
So you like to run do ya..?

M.O.D bounces off the ropes and jumps out of the ring the fans cheer loudley, as he jumps out of the ring Kalvin sees him, he catches him in mid-air, and as this happens, Kalvin begins to run straight to the pole, smashing M.O.D's back right into the ring pole, he then picks M.O.D up and slides him into the ring as the fans cheer.

Kalvin slides back into the ring and as he does this, M.O.D quickly gets him in a small package out of nowhere.

[1......2.....3!!]

[Announcer]
Here is your winner... Maaaster Of Dissaaaster

M.O.D runs out of the ring, as the fans boo, holding his arm up in the air, Kalvin gets up and he looks really mad, he stares at M.O.D very angry watching as he walks up the ramp.

Guest

Killer is backstage hes with Brittney Knox, they're both talking to eachother smiling.

[Knox]
So.. after Perfection gets her ass kicked.. and after you take care of GCW.. how about we spend the night out?... then we could go back to my hotel room after for some more fun?

[Killer]
Now thats an idea..

Killer is about to kiss Brittney Knox but Blossom goes right infront of him, interupting them.

[Blossom]
Killer could I get some comments from you?

Killer looks at Blossom angrily, he then looks back at Brittney. He then rolls his eyes and adjusts his title on his waist.

[Killer]
Ill see you later tonight ok?

[Brittney]
Ya dont worry.

Brittney walks away, as she does this, she bumbs into Blossoms shoulder hard, causing her to drop the microphone, Killer chuckles, Blossom then picks up the micophone and holds her shoulder.

[Blossom]
Killer you didnt seem to be getting along with KingOfDX care to share whats going through your mind?

[Killer]
If you really must know... , not only I am the WWKF Main Event Champion, Wrestlings Most Dangerous Superstar, but also am a very smart.. smart... person!.

Killer cocks in a smile.

[Killer]
I know KingOfDX very well, I've watched his matches, I've been in his matches, and I've heard of his matches. That being said he tends to make alot of mistakes. He knows it, you know it, I know it, and those idiots out there know it!.

[Blossom]
Well everyone makes mistakes, whats your point?

[Killer]
My point is hes gonna do somthing, somthing that will cost us the match, how do I know this?, because hes a screwup!, he brings his sledgehammer everywhere he goes!, somone tells him to leave it in his locker room, what does he do?

Killer begins to mock KingOfDX

[Killer]
"Noo Im brining it just incase!"

Killer looks mad now

[Killer]
Well fine, bring your sledgehamemr King, bring it and hold it up high, be proud, be very proud, you are now known as the "Kid" with the Sledgehammer, go ahead, make all the mistakes you want to, cost us the match, and cost your wife her job!

Killer smiles, he walks away as Blossom looks at him.

Guest

Brittney Knox and Christina begin to walk down the ramp smiling as the fans boo them loudley, they walk over to the announce table and begin to talk to Mike and Jim, all four of them seem to be arguing, then all of a sudden, Mike and Jim begin to leave and Brittney and Christina take their spot as the fans boo, Brittney Knox takes out a long sheet of paper from a bag they brought that reads
"Queens Of WWKF"
"We Rule You"
"You Like It"
and they place it over the announce table and put their headsets on smiling, Christina takes out some popcorn from the bag and places it in the middle of the announce table.

Christina -This is going to be a good match.

Brittney - I just want to warn all the little "soft" fans at home that this... this is going to be violent.

Christina - We would also like to add that this match... its gonna have blood.

Brittney - Oh and and and... and its gonna have a little whore get beat up!

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for a Handicap Match, Introducing First... Niiikkiiii Baaanks!

Nikki Banks walks down the ramp smiling, the fans begin to give her a mixed reaction, she runs down the ramp then slides into the ring, looking at Brittney and Christina who begin to smile at her.

[Announcer]
Her Tag Team Partner... Auuundreaaa!!

Aundrea walks down the ramp as the fans also give her a mixed reaction, she just smiles back at them then gives them the finger as they boo louder, she slides into the ring and Nikki and her both begin to stare at eachother, looking at eachother deep into eachothers eyes, words are being exchanged but all of a sudden Christina and Brittney stand up and begin to clap at them, they look at them confused but Brittney and Christina continue to clap, the fans just boo louder, knowing that Brittney and Christina are just clapping to support them so that they dont fight and that they defeat Perfection.

[Announcer]
And the Opponent... the WWKF Womens Champion... Peeerfeeection!

Perfection begins to walk down the ramp, she doesnt look happy at all, the fans begin to cheer for her loudley, she stares at Nikki and Aundrea, then Brittney then Christina, looking at all of them with angry looks on her eyes.

BELL RINGS

Aundrea starts off the match, Perfection and Aundrea begin to come froward, staring eachother down, words are being exchanged and all of a sudden Aundrea says somthing about "DXLatin", and Perfection slaps her right in the face, taking her down and hitting her with vicious shots to the head, the fans cheer loudley, Perfection doesnt let her get up, she sits ontop of her hitting her with vicious headbutts, Brittney then holds up a sign from the Announce Table that reads "Perfect At Losing Boyfriends". Perfection catches the sign and stops hitting Aundrea, she slowly gets up and stares right at Brittney and the sign.

Christina - Oh no Brittney, shes looking at us!, what should we do.

Brittney -I dont know but I think shes gonna give us advice on how to lose our men!

Perfection is about to exit the ring but all of a sudden Aundrea hits her from behind, bringing her down as Christina and Brittney eat more popcorn and smile, Aundrea begins to yank on Perfections hair now, you can hear Perfection scream out in pain, Aundrea then picks Perfection up and hits her right in the skull with a hard elbow shot, she then hits Perfection with a big DDT as the fans boo her.

Brittney - Ouchy!, thats gotta make her lose more brain cells!

Aundrea grabs Perfection and drags her close to her corner, she looks at Nikki for awhile, then rolls her eyes and tags her, obviously still not getting along with her, Nikki gets into the match, and begins to stomp on Perfection as the fans boo, she grabs Perfection and irish whips her, Perfection bounces off the ropes, and Nikki goes for a clothesline but Perfection ducks, shes about to bounce off the other ropes but then Aundrea pushes them down, causing Perfection to fall out of the ring.

Perfection is slowly getting up, Aundrea gets out of the ring and begins to kick her down, she then grabs her and slides her into the ring as orders by the Reff. Nikki then picks Perfection up slowly and lefts her up into the air and gives her a huge bodyslam hard in the middle of the ring.

Christina - Can we just end this already.. cut to commercial, this match is B-O-R-I-N-G , BORING!

Brittney - Luckily I came prepared!!

Brittney Knox takes out a sign that reads "Boring Perfected". The fans begin to boo at Christina and Brittney, but at this point Nikki already has Perfection in an armbar as Perfection is screaming in pain,Perfection then reaches on the bottom rope, Nikki begins to smile, she then picks up Perfection and is about to hit the Banks Crusher, but all of a sudden Aundrea tags herself in, Nikki looks mad, Aundrea pushes her aside, she grabs Perfection and hits the Welcome To California Motherfucker, she pins.

[1....2.....3!!]

[Announcer]
Here is your winner... Aundrea and Nikki Banks!!

Aundrea raises her arm up in victory, Nikki looks mad, she knocks Aundrea straight to the floor, Nikki then raises her arm up, Aundrea then gets up and begins to grab Nikki running towards the ropes, Nikki and Aundrea both fall out of the ring, and they begin to fight outside of the ring, secruity trys to seperate them, and all of a sudden, Christina pulls out DXLatins Steel Bat from the bag, the fans begin to cheer loudley but some of them boo, Christina and Brittney make their way into the ring, Brittney picks Perfection up into the air and lcoks in the Money Lock, Perfection begins to scream like crazy, all of a sudden she drops Perfection right to the middle of the ring.

Brittney grabs Perfection as you can see blood trickling from her head, she then holds her tight.

[Martinez]
On behalf of MY Boyfriend... here you go...

Christina takes a few steps back then rams the steel bat right into Perfections throat as the fans begin to boo crazy, but some of them cheer chanting "5150". Christina and Brittney then begin to smile, holding their arms up in victory.

Guest

Big Daddy J is in his locker room, hes stretching and working out, getting ready for his match, all of a sudden the door knocks, then it opens, Rattlesnake walks in, and looks at him.

[BDJ]
Oh hey sir, Im going to be facing GCW tonight.

Rattlesnake looks at him and shakes his head, eyeing him as if checking him out. He walks over to him.

[Rattlesnake]
Your facing GCW huh?, well Ill tell ya what you stupid son of a bitch, you win that match, Ill buy you a few rounds of beers, you lose that match, you wont be the hottest free angent ever signed, you'll go back to being a free agent cuz Ill fire your ass.

Big Daddy J is speechless he looks worried now, Rattlesnake rubs his head.

[Rattlesnake]
Good Luck

Rattlesnake walks out of his locker room smiling, as Big Daddy J isnt working out anymore, he sits down on a chair and begins to think hard.

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for a WWKF vs GCW Match, Introducing First, Staaaaan Broooody!

A music begins to play that says "I ate sperm", and it seems that its Rattlesnakes voice that is singing it, Stan Brody walks down the ramp rolling his eyes at the song being played, he shakes his head and slides into the ring.

[Announcer]
And the opponent... representing WWKF... Biiig Daaddy J!!

Big Daddy J walks down the ramp with Miss Cindy looking nervous, he slides into the ring and stares at Brody.

BELL RINGS

Big Daddy J and Stan lockup, Stan gets the upper hand, he picks Big Daddy J up into the air and then slams him right to the ground as the fans boo. Stan smiles, he then begins to step on Big Daddy J's stomach with both of his feet as Big Daddy J begins to scream in pain.

Brody then picks up Big Daddy J and irish whips him, Big Daddy J bounces off the ropes and Brody goes for a big boot but Big Daddy J counters, he trys to lift Brody up but its not working, Brody then hits Big Daddy J down hard with a right hand, Big Daddy J falls down.

Brody begins to pick him up again but as he does this, Big Daddy J trips him, and he falls down right on his face, the fans begin to cheer loudley, chanting "Down Fat Boy Down, Down Fat Boy Down!", Big Daddy J is in control of the match now, he begins to stomp on Brody, again and again, not letting Brody get up, as Brody slowly tries to get up, Big Daddy J bounces off the ropes and kicks Brodys body with a huge baseball slide causing Brody to roll under the bottom rops and fall out of the ring as the fans cheer.

Big Daddy J slides out of the ring, hes about to pick Brody up but Brody has had enough, he picks Big Daddy J up into the air and throws him over the barracade, Big Daddy J lands on the fans as it seems a few get injured as he falls on them with big impact, Big Daddy J slowly begins to get up, as he gets up, he helps some fans up, Brody then gets into the fan area, as Big Daddy J is helping fans up, Brody pushes him aside, and pushes the fans down to the floor, he then clotheslines Big Daddy J right to the floor smiling.

Big Daddy J is trying to get back into this match hes trying to crawl away, he then gets up and goes over the barracade, he slides back into the ring, Brody follows him, he goes over the barrcade and as hes about to get into the ring he seees Miss Cindy, he begins to smile at her, he then blows her a kiss, Big Daddy looks mad.

As Brody slides into the ring, Big Daddy goes for a clothesline, but Brody doesnt fall down, Brody begins to luagh, but Big Daddy J then spits on Brodys face, the fans cheer loudley, Brody wipes the spit off and looks really mad he runs at Big Daddy J and just as he runs, Big Daddy trips him again, Brody falls on one knee and Big Daddy J hits the Big D Drop, the fans cheer loudley, he pins.

[1....2.....3!!]

[Announcer]
Here is your winner... Big Daddy J!!!

Big Daddy J rolls out of the ring, and taps his head, showing Brody that he outsmarted him, Brody is laying in the ring he looks mad.

Mike - Big Daddy J kept his job... can Alyssa keep hers??

Guest

Big Daddy J begins to walk backstage, as he walks backstage there are superstars clapping for him, he smiles and goes back to his locker room, as he gets into his locker room he notices somthing is wrong, its not the way he left it.

Big Daddy J walks deeper into the room and all of a sudden out of nowhere a guy in a mask spears Big Daddy right down to the floor as the fans go "OOOH!", The man takes off the mask and smiles at Big Daddy, the camera zooms in and you can see that its Edge.

Mike - WHAT THE HELL??!

Jim - THE RATED R SUPERSTAR IS HERE!!

Guest

The WWKF theme song begins to play as KingOfDX is walking down the hallway, hes holding his Sledgehammer on his shoulder.

Mike - Well Ladies and Gentlemen, Killer and KingOfDX take on Jack Carter and Masa Onita NEXT!

All of a sudden Killer runs towards KingOfDX, he runs infront of him stopping him and the music stops.

[KODX]
What??

[Killer]
Your not bringing that with you

[KODX]
Relax I told you, Im only gonna use if things get abit cheap.

[Killer]
I said your not gonna bring that out there??

KingOfDX smiles

[KODX]
Just watch me.

KingOfDX bumbs into Killer hard and walks down the hallways as Killer looks at him all mad.

Guest

[Announcer]
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following is a GCW vs WWKF, Tag Team Match, Introducing First... In the ring, Jaaack Carter and Masaaa Onita!!

Carter and Onita smile at eachother, hearing the fans boo them, they look ready to face Killer and KingOfDX.

[Announcer]
And their opponents, introducing first, KiiingOfDXXX!

KingOfDX walks down the ramp smiling as the fans cheer hes holding his sledgehammer, he slides into the ring and Carter and Onita begin to look at him and his sledgehammer, he then drops it outside of the ring, and looks at them, he shows them his hands showing them that hes empty handed they shake their head and smile.

[Announcer]
And his partner... The WWKF Main Event Champion... Killer!

Killer walks down the ramp holding his WWKF Main Event title, he looks at KingOfDX angrily, but KODX just avoids looking at him, Killer slides into the ring smiling, he looks at KingOfDX, then at Carter then at Onita and he holds his title up into the air.

BELL RINGS

KingOfDX starts off the match and so does Onita, they lockup and KingOfDX gets the advantage he irish whips Onita towards the ropes, and KingOfDX begins to rush things he tries to go for a big boot but he lifts his leg up too early, Masa stops and looks at him smiling, he grabs KingOfDX's leg, and shoves KingOfDX hard, pushing him towards the ropes, as KingOfDX bounces off the ropes Masa gives him a huge clothesline.

Killer doesnt look happy as KingOfDX already made a mistake, Onita luaghs, he picks KingOfDX up and gives him a huge bodyslam, slamming him in the middle of the ring, he then tags in Carter, Jack gets in the match and before Onita leaves they double team KingOfDX, picking him up and slamming him chest first in the middle of the ring again. The fans begin to Boo loudley.

Killer looks really inpatient now he reaches out to tag KingOfDX, and Carter walks over to Killer and kicks his hand as the fan boos, Killer tires to get into the ring and as this happens the reff turns his back on Carter and begins to talk to Killer, giving Carter an idea, Carter low blows KingOfDX hard and gives him a King Mate.

Mike - WHAT COME ON!, Thats KingOfDX's finisher!!

Carter smiles, he begins to pin.

[1....2...]

Carter lets go, he looks at Masa and they both look surprised.

Jim- Oh shit... he let go, KingOfDX didnt even try to kickout, he could've won.

Carter yells out "Lets have some fun tonight!", he picks KingOfDX up and slams him with a belly to belly suplex, just playing with KingOfDX now as the fans boo, he then begins to hit KingOfDX with lefts and rights, the fans look to start a riot as they are booing like crazy. They begin a "We Wont Pay" chant. Carter then tags Onita so Onita can have some fun but before Onita can grabv KingOfDX, KingOfDX uses all his strength to quickly crawl over to Killer tagging him in, Killer smiles.

Killer jumps over the top rope, he runs at Onita and gives him a huge clothesline, Carter then comes in and Killer ducks his clothesline, he then turns him around and executes a picture perfect dropkick as the fans cheer loudley chanting "KKU"

Jim- When was the last time you heard KKU Chants??

Mike - NEVER!

Killer then picks up Carter and throws him over the top rope as the fans cheer, Killer then grabs Onita and hits a huge spine buster in the middle of the ring, he then begins to circle Onita looking for a KKU, during this time, KingOfDX grabs a water bottle from the fans and pours it all over himself, hes now ready to get back in, he gets back on the apron, but he notices Carter has a chair, he then looks at the ring to see where the hell the reff is, and the reff is not looking. The reff is too busy trying to get Killer off of Onita as he begins to pound on him.

All of a sudden Killer lets go off of Onita, this causes Killer to now tuant the fans getting ready for a KKU, Carter slides into the ring and hits the reff with a steel chair from behind as the fans boo, the reff is now knocked out, staff members dont call for the bell only because of the main event hype. Carter begins to pound on Killer, the fans begin to chant "Get The Hammer", KingOfDX smiles, he picks up his sledgehammer, Onita gets back up and they begin to stomp on Killer, Killer fights them off though.

Killer begins to throw lefts and rights at Onita and Carter as they begin to back away, KingOfDX slides into the ring and hits the sledgehammer right on Carters back as the fans cheer, Carter falls out of the ring, KingOfDX then measures up Onita, he runs over to Onita with the hammer and just as hes about to hit Onita, Killer tries to hit the KKU, this causes KingOfDX to hit Killer with the sledgehammer.

Jim - WHAAAAT???!!!

Mike - Holy shit no not this way!!!

Killer falls down hard, he looks knocked out, Onita then snatches the hammer from KingOfDX, he breaks it in half with his knee then throws KingOfDX out of the ring, he then crotch chops KingOfDX as the fans boo, and he pins Killer.

[1.....2.....3!!]

[Announcer]
Here is your winners... Jack and Onita!!... GCW!

Killer is still knocked out, the fans look shocked and KingOfDX looks pissed off, the fans begin throwing things everywhere even the steel chairs they are sitting on, they look really mad, the scene then goes backstage.

Alyssa is walking down the hallway, she goes to the door in her office and she sees her luggages outside of the door, Rattlesnake then appears from the corner.

[Rattlesnake]
Your Fired!

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